I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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