sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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