I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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