Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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