This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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