Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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