i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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