i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
