he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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