yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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