The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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