these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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