giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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