did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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