so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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