Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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