No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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