OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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