Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Drunk is a universal language darling
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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