I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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