Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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