I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
