porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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