I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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