But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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