Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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