VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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