he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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