this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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