she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Still dying that you shit outside
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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