Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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