i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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