I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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