So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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