I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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