I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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