did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
