The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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