all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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