were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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