Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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