Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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