break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you would pick up someone in the library
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
