I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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