HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
