tell your sister to shave her snatch
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
this hospital has no fireball
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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