from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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