Me too!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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