I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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