So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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